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Office of Prez BaRock
Chief of Staff
Prez Secretary
Communications Director
Office of the Vice Prez
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Politics is for the Dogs
Prez BaRock on KISW! (with video)
Check out Chief of Staff Patrick Phipps on the BJ Shea Experience giving some serious props.
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The purpose is the news is to...?
News today. Sheesh. Fact checking Saturday Night Live? CNN, please start reporting about something useful, like...PrezBaRock!
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Bow? Wow.
Okay, for once you internet crazies are right. President Obama's bow is disgraceful and ridiculous.
You know who bows? Subjects of a leader, not their equal.
Sure, we're trying to suck up for cheaper oil and faster cell phones, but dammit, our leader doesn't bow to your leader when we could blow your country up in a day.
Equality, peace, tranquility, blah blah blah. You know how that happens? Two people, or countries, respect each other. They are equal to each other. They don't bow for any damn reason.
You think other leaders bow to us? You think our "allies" wouldn't take us over if they thought they could? Yeah, I figured that.
Our President bows to no one.
Read more...Thank you to all the soldiers
No sex tape for us
The world's leaders are troubling.
How many sex tapes must be released before they figure it out?
How many threats to charge for the news must we endure?
How much whining must we do about the bailouts?
How many more superficial stories must we give mention?
We must get better.
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What's a pet rock?
Seems that a influential Twitter user compared Prez BaRock to a pet rock and a video about douchebags.
As Communication Director, I couldn't be more proud. We're about self expression here. We're about freedom. We're about choice. What could better embody that than a bunch of guys who go around acting exactly like themselves?
Well, political diehards, for one. Also, cougars. At least douchebags aren't scared to be who they were meant to be.
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Communication Director
My job is to make everyone else look good. I'm responsible for the crafting of our message, the creation of speeches and editing my fellow staff members when they use excessive punctuation marks.
It's my personal crusade to make our team look and sound good. Let me know if I can help you with anything!
Read more...Introducing the Prez Secretary
The Prez Secretary is responsible for collecting information about actions and events within the administration and within the country and communicating that with the media. My typical day includes a press briefing that details the Prez’s schedule, meetings, interactions, and the like as well as a round of Q&A that is then used for the media’s outreach to the public. I review releases from the press staff and also handle briefings, all press conferences, and press gaggles (on the record, but usually without cameras.)
